February 2012
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“DON’T BREED DON’T BLEED”
– a message to vaginas (via anywherewewant)
darrensbubblebutt:
happyinchintz72:
I’m here for the nice things. I’m here for the silliness and light hearted things. I’m also here to have intelligent discussions with people who have a brain and who are not so closed minded that a single comment they don’t agree with causes them to burst into flames and attack their keyboard and the people they hold a differing opinion to. I’m here for...
darrensbubblebutt:
remember when the oscars used to be long-winded and meandering and would take like four hours?
honestly, i miss those oscars.
You and me both. :(
YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY A TITANIC COMMERCIAL DURING...
queenofeden:
blainescarnivorousasshole:
queenofeden:
darrensbubblebutt:
blainescarnivorousasshole:
darrensbubblebutt:
Fun fact: there’s an exhibit of Titanic (the real boat, not the movie) artifacts opening here next week.
I went to an exhibit like that in Orlando! It was soooo cool and I sobbed a lot. XD
THEY’RE OPENING ANOTHER EXHIBIT?
COME TO KANSAS CITY, LAUREN.
...
YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY A TITANIC COMMERCIAL DURING...
queenofeden:
darrensbubblebutt:
blainescarnivorousasshole:
darrensbubblebutt:
Fun fact: there’s an exhibit of Titanic (the real boat, not the movie) artifacts opening here next week.
I went to an exhibit like that in Orlando! It was soooo cool and I sobbed a lot. XD
THEY’RE OPENING ANOTHER EXHIBIT?
COME TO KANSAS CITY, LAUREN.
YOU CAN'T JUST PLAY A TITANIC COMMERCIAL DURING...
darrensbubblebutt:
Fun fact: there’s an exhibit of Titanic (the real boat, not the movie) artifacts opening here next week.
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aubreyli:
blainescarnivorousasshole:
aubreyli:
puppetmasterc replied to your post: blainescarnivorousasshole replied to your post: I…
Omg, I would love to read all of the commentary from the both of you along with many other authors.
Well, I’ve already written commentary for HKHGM. I think it’s time for the other people in this fandom to (please? Please please please?) give up some...
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aubreyli:
puppetmasterc replied to your post: blainescarnivorousasshole replied to your post: I…
Omg, I would love to read all of the commentary from the both of you along with many other authors.
Well, I’ve already written commentary for HKHGM. I think it’s time for the other people in this fandom to (please? Please please please?) give up some commentary.
At the risk of sounding...
Glenn Close = hot
That is all
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I think my new tag for Darren will be "don't trust...
killerqueen-80:
Because he’s poooooison.
Best. Tag. EVER.
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Meet the Muppets - 2/?
aelora:
Chris has finally put his very odd phone conversation with Darren from his mind and returned to his writing when there’s a knock on his door. Followed by several lighter knocks. Brow furrowing, he gets up and wanders down the hall to the front door, pulling it open to find Darren standing on his porch, looking a little… well, frazzled is the best word Chris can come up with. Darren’s...
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Oscar Night
iconicklaine:
A little drabble about Kurt and Blaine attending the Academy Awards, sometime in the future. It follows canon, and it is NSFW. (NC-17)
I wrote this in 30 minutes. Please excuse any errors. I’ll get back to writing “Wisconsin” now.
They are well into the second hour, sandwiched between two eco-friendly limos, when Kurt takes off his jacket and bow tie, and unbuttons the top button...
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awaxwingslain:
whenever Darren does something adorable, I just think about all the foreign objects and penises I’ve read about going inside his ass
and I think I’m supposed to feel shame
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blaineanderbation:
blaineanderbation:
Darren...
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Meet the Muppets
aelora:
Chris has just taken a break from writing when his phone rings. He glances down at caller ID to see it’s Darren. Knowing his friend will probably completely distract him from any further progress on his book tonight, he decides to answer it anyway.
“Hey, buddy. What’s going on?”
“They’re real.”
Chris pulls a face of confusion. ”What?”
“The Muppets. They’re real.”
Laughing,...
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Watchdevonwood:
thereisamomentwhen:
Practicing
The fact that he was having an actual, legitimate conversation with Kermit makes me have all the feelings.
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for-another-world replied to your post: I think it’s done.
your big bang fic?
Yup. Twenty-two thousand words that sucked my soul and will to live.
Kermit just offered Darren a role in the next...
File under: things that need to happen.
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darrensbubblebutt:
as much as i’d like to see kermit in person, i think the sight of him attached to a person would scar me for life and ruin my childhood
I once saw an exhibit on the magic of Jim Henson, and the first thing you saw upon entering was Kermit, on a log, in a lucite box.
I cried like a baby and swear it was pretty much the most awesome moment of my life.
Darren Criss may be the closest thing to a...
I mean this as a compliment.
I think it's done.
Hooray?
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Ever have one of those moments where you're...
ayeyeblaine:
blainescarnivorousasshole:
and the whole time, you just want to whack your head against a wall?
No?
Must be just me.
This is real, this is me.
Right now.
i want to give up but i also don’t
Same. I’ve never been this unhappy with something I’ve written, but I’ve been working on this damn thing since November and it’s almost time to put it to...
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Ever have one of those moments where you're...
and the whole time, you just want to whack your head against a wall?
No?
Must be just me.
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dapperfinch replied to your post: Word has informed me that there is no space in “blow jobs.”
excellent psa
I thought it might be relevant to some interests. :)
mlleraquel replied to your post: Word has informed me that there is no space in “blow jobs.”
word is being helpful?
It happens so rarely, I’d almost forgotten what it was like.
iwouldsaybi replied to...
Word has informed me that there is no space in...
File under: things which are good to know.
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Anonymous asked: How would your dream bedroom be decorated?
wickedcheshirekitten asked: Least favorite line from a movie?
My ask is open →
I have to do some serious writing this weekend to finish my CC big bang on time. I can’t write without distraction, so random questions (about anything except my favorite food, because people ask that a lot and I don’t really have one) or short and vague one or two word prompts, or any other thing you can think of would be most helpful and appreciated.
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Still sick
Survived work and even managed to appear human, but I about fell over coming up the stairs to my room.
Can someone take this anvil off of my chest? Please?
Your rainbow is strongly shaded gray and black. What is says about you: You are a powerful person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age. You may meet people who are afraid of you. You depend on modern technology and may feel uncomfortable without it.
Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.
I’ve been told I have power, but the only sort I feel doesn’t seem...
I got home about twenty four hours ago.
I stayed up long enough to watch glee and go downstairs for some water, then crawled into bed without showering or eating. I stayed up just long enough this morning to call in sick, then fell back asleep and didn’t really get up until noon, when I forced myself not to fall asleep again. Through most of that, I woke up for short bursts of shaking...
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Left work an hour early because I am definitely sick. It’s weird being home before dark.
So out of it today that I managed to lose my rainhat and lunch. Let’s hope for some dry days.
You don’t even know how tempted I am to just crawl under the covers and pass out. We’ll see how long I last.
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My head feels like it's under water and my ears...
I really hope they keep me busy tomorrow, because it would SUCK if I end up sitting there sick with nothing to do. Especially since going home early wouldn’t be an option. :(
So I guess there will be no hate sex.
killerqueen-80:
blainescarnivorousasshole:
Not at this hour. :P
I can’t handle this. They have to fix it soon, because I have sad feels until they’re happy and in love and Kurt left and I cried and that’s not okay.
He hasn’t left yet! (The texts to Quinn are after-the fact.)
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So I guess there will be no hate sex.
Not at this hour. :P
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vaguelyeurasian replied to your video: 30 Days of Song Meme - Day 19 – A song from your…
Awesome album. What is the backing track song?
‘Waterfall.’ :)
killerqueen-80:
blainescarnivorousasshole replied to your post: This fucking rp..
Oh my god, please tell me you aren’t talking about the one I think you are….
Oh, I’m pretty sure I’m talking about exactly the one you think I am. I only follow two tumblr rps. One is fluffy 99% of the time, and brings me smiles and rainbows and TMI Tuesdays. The other one is fluffy but sometimes rips my heart out,...
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bluedevilgrl replied to your video: 30 Days of Song Meme - Day 19 – A song from your…
alkfja;ldkfjalkdfjsal just when I think you can’t prove to me any further with how awesome you are. I remember buying this album just because of the song that has my name in it and then proceeded to fall deeply IN LOVE with the whole thing
I think I kind of officially love you.
Isn’t it...
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sillygleekt:
aspiringtoeloquence:
Hello, so.
This fanfiction user has plagerized iconicklaine (klaineaddict on lj)’s popular fanfic Someone Like You. Here is the post where the original author talks about this. It is copy pasted, including the author’s notes.
The account, klainebows12, has two stories on the profile. One is Someone Like You, and the other is a funny story about Kurt and...
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iwouldsaybi replied to your post: Come up with awesome idea for a story in the shower
could you write it and base it off the book, giving it credit? i mean… people write fic like that all the time and readers love it.
Nope. It was an idea for an original story - not fanfic. I can’t even try and rework it into fanfic, because there aren’t any characters I enjoy enough to try writing...
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Come up with awesome idea for a story in the...
pout because you realize it’s too close to a direct inversion of a book that’s widely regarded as one of the best of its genre, if not its century.
poop.
:/
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Santorum Funder Friess: ‘Gals’ Used To Put Aspirin... →
fashionhasnogender:
This whole contraception debate is just so new-fangled, says billionaire investor and mega-funder to the super PAC supporting former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) for President, Foster Friess.
In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. “Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it...
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